Cards Against Classical Music, Vol. 2 (one-year subscription)

She’s back! Inspired by the original party game for horrible people, VAN is proud to present Cards Against Classical Music: 100 more cards to add to your own Cards Against Humanity set, or Cards Against Classical Music Vol. 1, or to play as a (very short) game on your own.

CACM, Vol. 2 includes such hard-hitting question cards as:

• What’s the real answer to Turandot’s third riddle?
• In his final moments, Leonard Bernstein thought about ___________.
• Unfortunately, Jonas Kaufmann has withdrawn from this evening’s performance due to ___________.
• Why did the Emerson Quartet really break up?

And answer cards that speak to the timeless and universal spirit of classical music:

• Bad bitches playing Busoni.
• Bradley Cooper’s prosthetic nose in “Maestro.”
• A cage match with John Eliot Gardiner.
• Hating Brahms as a personality.

This limited-edition run is exclusively available with a one-year subscription to VAN.